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Incompetence
Vance Says He Believes UFOs Are Actually "Demons" — "One of the Devil's Great Tricks"
In a podcast interview, the Vice President said he is "obsessed" with UFO files, has access to "the very tippy top of the classification," and believes what people think are aliens are actually "demons" — "one of the devil's great tricks."
Incompetence
Trump Guesses Aides' Shoe Sizes, Buys Them Shoes Too Big — They're "Afraid Not to Wear Them"
Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for aides after guessing their sizes by looking at their feet. Vance and Rubio's shoes are "clearly too big." A staffer: "Everybody's afraid not to wear them." The brand's parent company is suing.
Incompetence
Suggested Nuking Hurricanes
Trump reportedly asked officials multiple times "Why don't we nuke them?" about hurricanes, suggesting dropping nuclear bombs into the eye of a storm. NOAA literally has a FAQ page explaining why this won't work.