JD Vance

JD Vance

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Involved in 10 documented entries

Incompetence

Vance Says He Believes UFOs Are Actually "Demons" — "One of the Devil's Great Tricks"

In a podcast interview, the Vice President said he is "obsessed" with UFO files, has access to "the very tippy top of the classification," and believes what people think are aliens are actually "demons" — "one of the devil's great tricks."

Incompetence

Trump Guesses Aides' Shoe Sizes, Buys Them Shoes Too Big — They're "Afraid Not to Wear Them"

Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for aides after guessing their sizes by looking at their feet. Vance and Rubio's shoes are "clearly too big." A staffer: "Everybody's afraid not to wear them." The brand's parent company is suing.

Cruelty & Rights Abuses

Vance Refuses to Condemn Antisemitism at Turning Point USA: "No Purity Tests"

At the Turning Point USA convention — amid fights over whether to exclude antisemitic figure Nick Fuentes — Vance refused to condemn antisemitism or set "red lines" against bigotry. He dismissed it as merely "a real backlash" to U.S. foreign policy.

Incompetence

Trump's Own Chief of Staff: He Has "An Alcoholic's Personality," Vance Is a "Conspiracy Theorist"

Chief of Staff Susie Wiles told Vanity Fair over 11 interviews that Trump has "an alcoholic's personality," Musk is "an avowed ketamine user" who sleeps in a sleeping bag at the White House, Vance is a "conspiracy theorist," and prosecutions of enemies "may" be retribution.

Smithsonian Institution — ordered to align exhibits with a "pro-America" narrative
Constitutional Violations

Ordered Smithsonian to Align Exhibits with "Pro-America" Narrative

The White House ordered a review of 8 Smithsonian museums demanding they replace "divisive" content with "unifying" descriptions within 120 days. Historians called it "authoritarian censorship." A Black artist pulled her exhibition citing censorship.

Pope Francis — his final public act was rebuking Vance on migrants
Foreign Policy Failures

Pope Francis's Final Public Act Was Rebuking Vance's "Contempt" for Migrants — Then He Died

Vance met Pope Francis on Easter Sunday. Hours later, the Pope delivered his final public address denouncing "contempt towards the vulnerable and migrants." The Pope died the next morning. His last public message was a rebuke of the man he'd just met.

Signal app — used to accidentally share classified war plans with a journalist
Incompetence

Classified War Plans Leaked via Signal Group Chat

Senior officials discussed classified military strike plans against Yemen's Houthis on Signal — and accidentally added The Atlantic's editor-in-chief to the group chat, leaking operational details hours before the strikes.

Foreign Policy Failures

Zelensky Oval Office Ambush

A White House meeting with Ukraine's President Zelensky devolved into a televised shouting match. Trump and Vance berated Zelensky, blamed him for the Russian invasion, and suspended intelligence and military aid.

JD Vance — twisted Christian theology to justify anti-immigrant policy
Lies & Misinformation

Vance Twists Christian Theology to Argue You Don't Have to Love Immigrants — Pope Corrects Him

Vance invoked "ordo amoris" (ordered love) to argue Christianity requires loving Americans before foreigners. The Pope personally rebuked him, writing the true ordo amoris is found in the Good Samaritan — "a fraternity open to all, without exception."

Incompetence

The Couch: How a Baseless Claim Became JD Vance's Defining Image

A viral post claimed Vance wrote about having sex with a couch cushion in his memoir. The AP fact-checked it ("No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch"), then retracted the fact-check — making the meme indestructible. Google searches for "JD Vance couch" surpassed "Trump shooting."