#self-inflicted — Trump Fail

To Refill an FBI Hollowed Out by His Own Purges, Director Kash Patel Quietly Loosened the Bureau's Background Standards — So That Paying for Sex, Stealing From an Employer, and Even Bestiality or Animal Cruelty Are No Longer Automatic Disqualifiers for Would-Be Agents — All While Publicly Insisting, Against the Documented Rule Changes, That He Is "Not Reducing Our Standards" but "Making It Harder"

The FBI — the nation's premier law-enforcement agency, whose job is to investigate crime — has quietly loosened its hiring standards so that people who committed certain crimes and serious misconduct can now become agents. According to reporting, under changes made in June 2026, a range of conduct that was once an automatic disqualifier is no longer one: applicants who paid for a prostitute may still be eligible if it was more than 10 years ago and happened fewer than three times; stealing from an employer is survivable if it was more than three years ago; and bestiality or animal cruelty no longer disqualifies if it occurred before the applicant turned 18. The bureau has also moved to reduce vetting for some applicants and to fast-track existing support staff into the special-agent academy without the interview and writing assessment previously required. The reason is a staffing crisis — roughly 1,139 special agents left in 2025 alone — but that crisis is largely self-inflicted: Director Kash Patel, Trump's hand-picked FBI chief, helped drive agents out through a wave of purges, firings, and resignations targeting those tied to January 6 and Trump-related investigations. Having hollowed out the workforce, he is now lowering the bar to refill it — while flatly denying he is doing so, insisting "we're not reducing our standards — we're actually making it harder." The documented rule changes say otherwise.

The War Trump Promised Wouldn't Hurt Americans at the Pump Has Pushed Gas to Roughly $4.10 a Gallon — Up From $2.98 in February, Likely the Most Expensive August on Record — as His Own Strait of Hormuz Standoff Chokes Off the World's Oil Chokepoint, With Ship Traffic Collapsing From Around 130 Vessels a Day to Nearly Zero and His Officials' Promise That the Price Spike Would "Subside" Now Six Months Old

When Trump launched his war on Iran in February 2026 and the resulting standoff shut down the Strait of Hormuz — the waterway through which a fifth of the world's oil passes — his administration assured Americans the price spike would be brief and would soon subside. Six months later it has done the opposite. By late August 2026, the national average for regular gasoline had climbed to roughly $4.10 a gallon, up from $2.98 on February 28, and AAA indicated it was on track to be the most expensive August on record. The cause is not a mystery or a foreign plot: it is the direct consequence of Trump's own war and his refusal to end it. Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz, which normally sees around 130 ships a day, had collapsed to a handful — five vessels one recent Saturday, none registered the following Sunday — while Brent crude pushed near $89 a barrel. Trump's response has been to escalate the rhetoric that keeps the strait closed, threatening to "bomb the shit out of" Oman, the country mediating a reopening. Every dollar added to a gallon of gas is a tax on every American who drives to work, and it traces back to a war launched on a threat the intelligence never found and kept going long after his own generals concluded it could not be won. The president who ran on lowering prices has delivered, through a war of choice, the highest summer gas prices in the country's history.

Trump's Own Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Privately Concluded the Iran War He Started Has No Military Path to Victory and Is "Looking for an Off-Ramp" — Airpower Won't Make Iran Fold, the Only "Win" Would Take a Ground Invasion Costing Thousands of American Lives He Refuses to Order, and the U.S. Is Running Out of the Munitions to Keep Bombing

By August 2026 — nearly six months into the war Trump launched against Iran on a threat the intelligence never found — the man Trump put in charge of the entire U.S. military had privately concluded there was no way to win it. CNN reported that Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen. Dan Caine has told senior Trump advisers the United States needs an "off-ramp," because the available options to escalate could backfire into wider retaliation and airpower alone is unlikely to force Tehran to accept Trump's terms. The trap is of Trump's own making. He wants Iran to capitulate but refuses to order the only thing that could militarily force it — a ground invasion that officials and analysts estimate could cost thousands of American lives (retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey noted even 150,000 troops might not secure the Strait of Hormuz). So the U.S. bombs, and pauses, and bombs again, achieving no decisive result while its own stockpiles run dry: commanders are worried about depleted air-defense interceptors, precision munitions, and offensive missiles, much of it expended in the assault on Iran. It is what one four-star assessment called the "ultimate stalemate" — a war with no military solution inside the president's constraints, roughly 70% of Americans opposed, U.S. troops still dying, and the nation's top general quietly hunting for the exit his commander-in-chief won't take.