#gulf-of-america — Trump Fail

The President Ran a Truth Social "Poll" to Rename "Artificial Intelligence" — Which He Called "Inaccurate, and Very Ineloquent" — Proposing the Grander-Sounding "Superior," "Supreme," or "Extreme" Intelligence, in a Post So Muddled It Argued AI Was Inaccurate "Relative to AI" and Offered Two Options Abbreviated the Same Way; the Same Day, He Announced He's Forming an "AI Force"

On September 19, 2026, Trump used Truth Social to run a "poll" asking his followers to help him rename artificial intelligence, which he declared "inaccurate, and very ineloquent." His proposed replacements: "Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI)." The post is a small monument to muddle. It argues that "Artificial Intelligence" is an inaccurate description "relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence" — a sentence that compares the term to itself — and it offers three choices, two of which ("Superior" and "Supreme") carry the identical abbreviation, SI. More than 27,000 people voted. The same day, Trump announced in a second post that he is forming an "AI Force" and will name an AI czar. The episode fits a now-familiar pattern of renaming things he has no power to rename — the Gulf of America, "Lake America," New Mexico as "New America" — but this one adds a particular tell. His stated goal was a "more accurate" name, yet "artificial" is precisely the accurate word: the intelligence in question is machine-made, not natural. His alternatives — Superior, Supreme, Extreme — are not more accurate; they are grander, swapping a plain descriptor for superlatives. A president who is simultaneously standing up an "AI Force" and naming a czar to govern the technology cannot, in the same breath, articulate why it is called what it is called.

Amplifying a Satirical Hoax That Claimed He Had Signed Such an Order, Trump Spent Labor Day Posting Seven Times in an Hour to Rename the State of New Mexico "New America" — Crossing "Mexico" Off the Map of a Majority-Hispanic State Whose Name Predates the United States, Smearing It as "One of the Great Vote Cheating States of All Time," and Proposing Something No President Has Any Power to Do

Over the September 6-7, 2026 Labor Day weekend, Trump repeatedly posted that the state of New Mexico should be renamed "New America." He shared a map with "Mexico" crossed out in red and "America" written beneath it (reshared by the White House), an AI-generated video of himself slapping "America" over a "Welcome to New Mexico" road sign, and wrote: "Many people suggested changing the name of New Mexico, one of the great vote cheating states of all time, to NEW AMERICA." He posted about it seven times in a single hour. The spree was triggered by a satirical account's fake claim that he had signed an executive order to that effect — a hoax Snopes debunked — which Trump then adopted as his own. Two things are worth stating plainly. First, a president has no power to rename a state; that requires the state and Congress, so this is pure posting, not policy. Second, "New Mexico" is not named for the country of Mexico — the name predates the United States itself, and the state is majority-Hispanic — so crossing out "Mexico" and stamping "America" over it is a nativist gesture aimed at one of the most Hispanic states in the country, bundled with an evidence-free smear that it is a haven of "vote cheating." Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham responded that the name "isn't up for debate — it's been ours since before the United States existed," and that the stunt was an attempt to "distract Americans from his disastrous war in Iran" while "the price of gas — and everything else — keeps rising."

His Trade War With Canada Collapsing and His Talk of Annexing It as the "51st State" Going Nowhere, Trump Signed an Executive Order Renaming Lake Ontario — a Great Lake the United States Shares With Canada, Bearing a 400-Year-Old Indigenous Wendat Name That Predates Both Countries — to "Lake America," a Decree That Changes Nothing but a U.S. Federal Database and Which Canada Answered in Four Words: "Then, Now and Always"

On August 27, 2026, six days after trade talks with Canada collapsed and he slapped 50% tariffs on some $20 billion of Canadian goods, Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario — one of the Great Lakes, shared along its entire length by the United States and Canada — to "Lake America," effective "immediately." The order directs Interior Secretary Doug Burgum to update the U.S. Geographic Names Information System so that "the lake once known as Lake Ontario will, from this day forward, be known as Lake America." It is the second time Trump has renamed an international body of water for his own country, after decreeing the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America." The trouble is that a president can rename a shared lake only in his own government's databases; he cannot rename it in Canada, which owns the other shore, or anywhere else on Earth. Lake Ontario's name is more than four centuries old, derived from the Wendat word "Ontari'io" — "the lake is beautiful, the lake is big" — predating both the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the Canadian Confederation. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney answered that his country will call it Lake Ontario "then, now and always"; Ontario Premier Doug Ford agreed. As CNN dryly put it, Trump couldn't make Canada the 51st state, so he settled for renaming its lake. It is statecraft as tantrum: unable to win the trade fight or the annexation fantasy, he reached for the one thing he could do with a pen — erase a neighbor's name from an American spreadsheet and call it a victory.