Kristi Noem
Involved in 8 documented entries
Noem's Husband Exposed as Cross-Dressing "Bimbofication" Fetishist — Confirmed the Lewandowski Affair
The Daily Mail revealed DHS Secretary Noem's husband had a secret life involving cross-dressing and a "bimbofication" fetish — sending $25,000+ to women while wearing fake breasts and pink hot pants. He also confirmed awareness of her affair with Lewandowski: "I know. There's nothing I can do about it."
Longest TSA Wait Times in History: 4.5 Hours, Officers Selling Plasma
TSA wait times hit 4.5 hours — the worst in the agency's 24-year history. Officers working without pay for 5+ weeks are sleeping in cars and selling plasma. 480+ have quit. Callout rates hit 50% at some airports. World Cup screeners won't be ready.
Lewandowski Ran Pay-to-Play Scheme at DHS; Noem Lied to Congress
Corey Lewandowski — installed at DHS as Noem's adviser with no experience — personally approved multimillion-dollar contracts and demanded kickbacks from contractors. Noem denied it under oath. Both were fired.
$70 Million DHS Jet with Private Bedroom for Noem and Lewandowski
DHS leased a $70M Boeing 737 MAX with a private cabin/bedroom in the rear — twice the cost of all seven other deportation planes combined. Noem and Lewandowski traveled together in the private cabin. Lewandowski fired a pilot over a blanket.
ICE Violated 96+ Court Orders in One Month in Minnesota
A federal judge found ICE violated at least 96 court orders in 74 cases in a single month — "more court orders this month than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence." A Trump attorney was held in civil contempt.
FEMA Gutted Before Texas Floods Killed 134
After months of calling for FEMA's elimination, catastrophic Texas floods killed 134 people. Only 12% of FEMA's workforce was available. Search and rescue was delayed 72+ hours because DHS Secretary Noem required personal sign-off on every $100K+ expenditure.
$220 Million No-Bid DHS Ad Campaign Starring Kristi Noem
$220M in no-bid taxpayer-funded "self-deportation" ads featured Noem on horseback at Mount Rushmore. One contractor was created 11 days before receiving $143M. The key subcontractor's CEO was married to the DHS official who funded the contracts.
Noem Shot Her 14-Month-Old Puppy, Then a Goat, Then Lied About Meeting Kim Jong Un — Got DHS Anyway
In her memoir, Noem described shooting her puppy Cricket in a gravel pit because it was "untrainable," then dragging a goat to the same pit and needing two shots to kill it. The same book falsely claimed she met Kim Jong Un. Her VP odds crashed — but Trump made her DHS Secretary.